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League Bums: Every Team’s Disappointment
Greetings, I am from the future. Although I cannot give away my exact location in case Duck reads this, I am writing from Europe where it is currently Friday. The Broncos are up 14-3 over the Seahawks in the 4th…
League Patterns and Analytics
Welcome to Week 5, Gents. This week we’re going to get analytical. Jichael Jintzel has been hard at work with Jason crunching some numbers. To do this, they analyzed each team through the first four weeks to produce a…
Undefeated and Winless
No matter how much money I lose in Vegas, I’ll always have Fantasy to look forward to. By now, there are others who probably feel the same as me, and I’m sure there are some who now dread Sundays. We’ll examine who…
Glass Bones and Paper Skin
We’ve officially made it through Week 2 of the 2026 NFL season, and fantasy teams are already crumbling. After an exhilarating Week 1, we witnessed mostly low-scoring slogfests this past week, exacerbated by injuries to…
Fireworks & Fleeces
Just one game into Week 2, the fireworks are already flying. Josh Allen has scored 80 points in two games, which is more than Matthew Golden scored during the entirety of last season. The league already has its first…
Projections: Winners & Losers
The NFL season is finally upon us. It has been 213 long days since we watched the Seahawks face off against the Patriots in Superbowl LX, a matchup we will watch again tonight. And what better time than now to project…
Josh Jacobs DTD: Preseason Trade Shakes Up the League
Happy Week 0! After what has felt like an eternity post-draft, football season is almost upon us. However, just because football season hasn’t officially started, that hasn’t stopped its chaos from affecting players and…
Mich's sleeper picks for the 2026 season
Every year there are players who come out of nowhere and shake up the entire league. Could one of these players be on your team? I’ll breakdown who I think the most likely candidate is for each team. BiJettas - Parker…